Let me introduce you all to my very first pencil skirt. For some reason my waist to hip ratio has always made it absolutely impossible for a pencil skirt to fit off the rack - but when we found this seriously discounted and odd-fitting one at the banana republic outlet, my mom volunteered to remake it for me. SCORE.

Let me introduce you all to my very first pencil skirt. For some reason my waist to hip ratio has always made it absolutely impossible for a pencil skirt to fit off the rack - but when we found this seriously discounted and odd-fitting one at the banana republic outlet, my mom volunteered to remake it for me. SCORE.

Thank you for your compliments. You people give me life. (I’m blessing you like Jesus in a renaissance painting)

Thank you for your compliments. You people give me life. (I’m blessing you like Jesus in a renaissance painting)

I got new lipstick !

I got new lipstick !

Hopefully this outfit makes me look like a good designer

Hopefully this outfit makes me look like a good designer

Sometimes I think I’m cute

Sometimes I think I’m cute

Morning of selfies. Bright lipstick = happy, right?

Morning of selfies. Bright lipstick = happy, right?

dressin’ real cute to hide the fact that I feel like shit!

dressin’ real cute to hide the fact that I feel like shit!

and so begins the weeken’ of drinkin’

and so begins the weeken’ of drinkin’

I hate me, and you should too

I hate me, and you should too