and then there is that whole body shape thing
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING FRUIT ARE YOU
IF YOU ARE PEAR-SHAPED, ATTRACT ATTENTION AWAY FROM YOUR BIG HIPS AND LEGS WITH A JAUNTY SCARF OR PATTERNED TOP.
WEAR FLARED JEANS, AND ALWAYS WEAR DARK COLORED BOTTOMS. DON’T WEAR SKINNY JEANS. THEY’LL MAKE YOUR LEGS LOOK SHORT.
how about I wear whatever the fuck I want to, internet
I happen to like my big fat hips and thighs in a pair of skinny jeans or bright-colored pants
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- intherightpairofeyes said: I love my big hips and thighs in skinny jeans. =highfive for hip power=
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- flameoftarvalon said: Preach! I think skinny jeans make people look slimmer.
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