and then there is that whole body shape thing

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING FRUIT ARE YOU

IF YOU ARE PEAR-SHAPED, ATTRACT ATTENTION AWAY FROM YOUR BIG HIPS AND LEGS WITH A JAUNTY SCARF OR PATTERNED TOP.

WEAR FLARED JEANS, AND ALWAYS WEAR DARK COLORED BOTTOMS. DON’T WEAR SKINNY JEANS. THEY’LL MAKE YOUR LEGS LOOK SHORT.

how about I wear whatever the fuck I want to, internet

I happen to like my big fat hips and thighs in a pair of skinny jeans or bright-colored pants

  1. 50shades-of-ba-sing-se reblogged this from banal-adventures and added:
    I’m 5’1. My legs ARE short. Your visual tricks aren’t fooling anyone.
  2. tacosandtea reblogged this from banal-adventures
  3. weepformanetheren said: I love my big hips and thighs in skinny jeans. =highfive for hip power=
  4. banal-adventures reblogged this from punnylittlepiggy and added:
    Every time I see someone telling me I need to downplay my hips I’m like “SCREW YOU I HAVE LUSCIOUS WOMANLY HIPS AND YOU...
  5. punnylittlepiggy posted this