We went to the dollar store today to get prizes for our traditional Fourth of July croquet tournament at my cousin’s lake house in Iowa, and my mom just all of a sudden is like, “Do you still have that plastic axe your cousin gave you for Christmas?”


"We’re going to take a tour of an axe-murder house in a little town in Iowa and I think you should bring it. Don’t tell anybody. Just keep it in your purse."


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