The other day my hair-stylist lady was telling me the new ‘thing’ is to shave one side of your head……..

I was like, “Lady. If you knew what Wheel of Time is, and how big of a nerd I am, you wouldn’t even mention something like that to me. You’re lucky I’m not screaming in your face.” 

I’ve already got long blue fingernails and drink a lot of coffee. Don’t tempt me.