January 2012
Eragon you dumb shit. Your mom didn't leave you....
Oh wait. 
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tellittoreadersdigest replied to your post: tellittoreadersdigest replied to your post: Also,… :P so about how you just beat the only game in which you get to CURB STOMP THE POPE OH MY GOD I KNOW I ran upstairs and was basically just like MOM YOUR DAUGHTER IS A BADASS. I JUST BEAT THE ABSOLUTE shit OUT OF THE POPE. the POPE.  so take that, Catholic-raised mother.
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tellittoreadersdigest replied to your post: Also, I would like to formally request that they remake all of the parts with Rodrigo Borgia with the character modeled off of and the voice played by Jeremy Irons. to be fair, Rodrigo Borgia in-game is modeled after the real-life Rodrigo, and is a pretty good likeness I know ;)
Jan 1st
Eragon is such a dumb fucking movie and I don't...
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. What?  I think I’m done about him now…..
Jan 1st
Just think: by this time next year, we will know...
asthewheelturns: Happy 2012, everyone. I’ll still be crying about it by this time next year.
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Also, I would like to formally request that they...
Every time I fought the dude I was just like WHY AREN’T YOU JEREMY IRONS. Except maybe not because then every time I sliced him I would give a little cry of pain and be like, “ARE YOU OKAY BABY?”
Jan 1st
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UGH I almost resent getting new books for...
I am, OF COURSE, in the middle of WoT, but I got V for Vendetta, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (all five of the novels in one) and A Spot of Bother by Mark Haddon and I just don’t know how to schedule them all. Maybe alternate? One night, WoT, the next another book?  But that might get confusing. I will start having very weird crossover dreams.
Jan 1st
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andrewrc replied to your post: Finished Assassin’s Creed. Now for Assassin’s Creed II, Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood, Assassin’s Creed: Revelations. :3 oh yes. I believe I know what I will be spending my Target giftcard on. If they carry them still =s
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Finished Assassin's Creed.
That didn’t take long…
Jan 1st
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We have this at work right now
for like, forty bucks, and I want it really bad so I can walk around with my Holmes pipe and be a dork http://www.modcloth.com/shop/outerwear/could-ve-woodland-cape
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lm-mage asked: hurricanekatrinaa asked you: Tag, you're it! Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You must choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag back. :D
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I cannot understand Robert Downey Jr's face
It can be a dirty, bloody, bruised mess and he is still so fucking gorgeous I want to tear my hair out. Those cheeks, that mouth, those puppy dog eyes. why. 
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tellittoreadersdigest replied to your photo how did you know we watched this two nights ago O: I WAS THERE
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she was going to be the best water-carrier EVER.
For your consideration: a young Egwene. possible amendment to my WoT cast
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I may have geeked out hardcore when they went to...
O_o What I wouldn’t give to see the Phantom fuckin around with Holmes and Watson
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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“People are scared of female sexuality. People don’t realize women masturbate. I...”
– feministhistorian. *not all women can become pregnant and not all people who can become pregnant are women. someone wanted this to be rebloggable.  (via feministhistorian) This person is talking out of several decades ago Ten minutes on the TV will tell you that people not only like the idea of...
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Any man can go bare-faced. What I really love is a...
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tellittoreadersdigest replied to your post: I really cannot stand super-nice, sweet people. shirley you jest No, and don’t call me shirley
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The Maya were simply counting down to The Hobbit...
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My new favorite Meme, College Conservative  →
goforthandagitate:
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
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I really cannot stand super-nice, sweet people.
You have a nice, strong, spirited, mean-streak somewhere deep down. Let it out once in a while. I’m not going to waste my time hanging out with somebody who won’t be rude and obnoxious with me, who won’t fight back and defend themselves when I taunt them; who always agrees with me and has no opinions of their own. Don’t worry about being well-liked by everybody. Be feisty,...
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balls and a hat
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weepformanetheren asked: What's the earliest fart you can remember? Yours or someone else's.
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weepformanetheren asked: What's your fav Craig Ferguson moment?
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Farts are funny. Anybody who tells you otherwise...
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