today I randomly thought, “there is probably somebody in this world that has CatDog tattooed on their dick,” then giggled for ten minutes, and let me TELL YOu, that thought helped me survive my 8-hour shift at work
my boyfriend’s roommate has a date on Saturday and I’m so excited for him because I’m pretty sure he’s never had a girlfriend or sex or anything and he’s so hilarious and awesome
I wanna be at their house tomorrow night in case she comes over so I can meeeeet her
. sometimes I get really depressed for absolutely no reason right after sex, even though it’s always good sex.. I don’t want to talk or look at the boy, but I’ll let him cuddle a little… And I can tell it makes him feel shitty too, because I’m not good at hiding how I’m feeling, but I don’t know how to not feel like that..
I’m such a mess like I literally can’t do ANYTHING right.. I can’t even be content after good sex with my perfect boy
"a female protagonist in assassin’s creed is historically inaccurate!"
haha yeah because ancient aliens, conspiracies, and a war that has been going on for thousands of years yet still somehow remains secret to the outside world is totally accurate i mean we can have glowing magical objects which kill people and all kinds of stuff but a female with a knife is TOO far buddy TOO INACCURATE and TOOO UNSCIENTIFIC!!!!!!
So basically these are the two possible interning situations - with one, I’m working at a cute little building downtown, dressing professionally, doing grunt work for a firm that does SUPER high-end mountain homes and ski resorts n crap for the most wealthy…
with the other, I’m working for my ridiculously talented professor, likely wearing jeans to work every day, (to complement his Birkenstocks and socks), and his wife (who I have also had for a teacher) and partner and great intern, and doing incredibly important work building homes and community centers for Lakota reservations in South Dakota and probably being involved with the discussions and workshops with the community
BUT I might do both. It sounds like the lady might want an intern for the rest of the school year? And maybe I would stet with my teacher in the summer or something idk