My own doggy is sick :/ he has been coughing, and coughed up blood the other day… Doesn’t want to eat or even go on walks, and he’s been wheezing when he breathes :(( my mom found a tick on him a while ago and thinks maybe that’s why he’s sick :(
i forgot that i kind of really like my singing voice and everybody on the commute home today was being a horrible driver so I belted out my insults and cussing to the tune of “Into the West” from RotK because it’s like the only song i know by heart
puberty is a really weird time because you’re all, ‘omg i’m gonna have boobs and i’ll start growing pubic hair and it means I’m growing up and my body’s changing and that’s kind of awesome! I can’t wait for my first pube!” and then it grows in and like 5.659 seconds later everybody is like, “uh I know this was like a cool symbol of entering womanhood like 5.659 seconds ago but this just in pubes are nasty you need to be totally ashamed and scared of your body for always and eternity k bye”
in kindergarten a boy and I kissed and my fucking ancient conservative bitch of a teacher called my mother and told her she needed to discipline me and it was totally inappropriate behavior and when my mom asked if she called the boy’s parents she said, “well, no..”
And in FIRST grade a boy threatened to kill me multiple times and a totally different old hag teacher told my mother, “Well he doesn’t have a gun, he’s not really going to do that…” and proceeded to take no action whatsoever
Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.
My boss wants me to design a coffee table book/catalog to showcase our projects and products and we sat down and had an actual meeting about it today and brainstormed and I think he was shocked by how much I talked because usually I only speak in meetings if I absolutely need to… And am pretty quiet in general at work…
7. Pets? I have a 75 pound black standard poodle named Rex.
25. What color socks are you wearing? I’m not wearing socks…
43. Can you do any accents other than your own? Yeah, sometimes. I’ve got a decent ear for languages… The only accents I practice anymore are like Polish, Russian and Persian accents.. Because I tell my family stories about the awesome ladies at work and try to do it in their voices because somehow it adds to the narrative
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Yes??? I’m not gonna do it here cuz it would take a lot of room and i could just google them if I DIDNT know and none of yall would ever know the difference
91. Do you like your own name? Yeah, I think so… It’s not particularly elegant or unique, but it’s not ugly… which pretty much describes me…