sriracha +Mac n cheese

I never quit a job before in my life and now I quit two jobs in like the last two months

I just crouched down at work and ripped my pants….

right through the thigh

these are the only jeans I like. now I have to go jean shopping, which I hate more than anything else on this planet

worst week ever :(((((((

If I could time-travel I would honestly probably just use it to give myself an extra half hour before work in the mornings after I realize I spent too much time dicking around

I’m so nervous for work I’m gonna hurl


I’m so glad this infographic exists.


I’m so glad this infographic exists.

Canon PowerShot SD1300 IS




What the fuck is a nonny

cute name for “anon?” Idk

avidoatlion punnylittlepiggy i just had a flashback


joedivision replied to your post: “I just need to learn how to relax I literally don’t know how mentally…”:

Have you tried smoking some pot?

SOMEBODY hasn’t been on my blog recently :p I have tried various types of pot on multiple occasions to no avail