my boyfriend’s old roommate’s girlfriend has a board for weddings on her pintrest with really pretty things and I texted her and was like, “I hope I’m invited to your wedding because it looks like it’s going to be gorgeous,” and she texted back, “invited??? you’re going to be IN it.”

man if I could travel back in time and tell my high-school self the kinds of things I enjoy in bed, she would be shocked

"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."
 Lemony Snicket (via lovequotesrus)

maybe it’s just cuz I was sad already but Bojack Horseman is a weirdly depressing show

bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

A message from punnylittlepiggy
today I sat my boyfriend down and made him look through all of your wheel of time art because it's fabulous
A reply from maledictor

hell yeah hell yeah hell fuckin yea

remember when i drew WoT fanart while drunk

my boyfriend is growing a beard and he keeps scratching it and complaining about how itchy it is

every day we become more and more like Faile and Perrin

I was talking to my boyfriend about our first kiss last night… I asked him if it was good, even though it was the first time I had ever been kissed, and didn’t know what I was doing… and he said, “it was wonderful. you must be a wilder in the kissing department.”

and then I called him a fucking nerd and secretly beamed with pride

the shadows rising cover pisses me off. I mean I know the cover-artist didn’t read the books but DAMN somebody could have given him some pointers

I THINK it’s meant to be Rand, Mat and Moiraine. but why would they all be hanging out together and why the fuck would Moiraine be serving them stew and where the shit is LAN

ALSO. Fires of Heaven. RJ writes, and I quote - “[Aviendha’s] dark reddish hair still came well short of her shoulders and hardly needed the folded brown scarf to keep it out of her face.”

meanwhile cover-Aviendha has a flowing, fiery, yellow-orange mane down her fuckin back

don’t even get me started on how everybody looks super haggardly-middle-aged