sriracha +Mac n cheese

I never quit a job before in my life and now I quit two jobs in like the last two months

I just crouched down at work and ripped my pants….

right through the thigh

these are the only jeans I like. now I have to go jean shopping, which I hate more than anything else on this planet

worst week ever :(((((((

If I could time-travel I would honestly probably just use it to give myself an extra half hour before work in the mornings after I realize I spent too much time dicking around

I’m so nervous for work I’m gonna hurl

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

Via
Canon PowerShot SD1300 IS

tellittoreadersdigest:

fuckthefearturkey:

malicious-sapient-wartortle:

What the fuck is a nonny

cute name for “anon?” Idk

avidoatlion punnylittlepiggy i just had a flashback

OH FUCK

joedivision replied to your post: “I just need to learn how to relax I literally don’t know how mentally…”:

Have you tried smoking some pot?

SOMEBODY hasn’t been on my blog recently :p I have tried various types of pot on multiple occasions to no avail